Freaky Friday

SEAN PENN AIRPORT



SALMON DANCE



JAN AND WAYNE SKYLAR - THE ONLY MARRIED NEWS TEAM



WAREWOLF BAR MITZVAH



HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

THE END.

Friday Funnies: Feel the Wheel

Guess who hasn't done anything today? Someone else other than me because I don't want any documentation of my incredible laziness. Other than this post!

So I've done my facebookin', stumblin', and wonkettein' on this fine Friday. Entertaining as always, but not entertaining enough. Everything just seems so stale. Nothing is updating, and no one seems to care. I like to call this "reaching the end of the internet".

Usually, "reaching the end of the internet" involves me reading some fucking stupid Washington Post editorial about how beach volleyball is a metaphor for how much Barrack Obama hates America (I'm LOOKING AT YOU GEORGE WILL). Then I start shouting terrible things at the computer screen until I'm hoarse, after whcih gently weep under my desk because I am normal. My co-workers do no enjoy my presence.

But today, when I reached the end of the internet, and I found this:



... the greatest thing in existence. What a great day it was.

Matt Tice, friend and compatriot, is the primary writer for the blog blenderwheel. If you are about the reach the end of the internet, please make this "komdey blog" your last stop. My favorite so far: Blenderwheel's story about office life. It introduces you to the greatest/worst boss in the universe, Boss Ruth, and talks about his favorite time of the year: no lying day. What is no lying day? I'll let Boss Ruth explain:

Boss Ruth: Shut up. Naomi, it’s No Lying Day - remember? Every year, we get one day where Human Resources goes AWOL and we can do whatever the fuck we want. That includes asking if it’s normal that my wife cried after a night of bathtub gin and anal sex. Get me?

Naomi: I don’t remember ever hearing about No Lying Day…

Boss Ruth: Well, bitchclod, that’s because this is the first one! From now on, every year on this day, we’re going to stop fucking lying and say what’s on our minds! And right now what’s on my mind is why the fuck my wife cried after I hogtied her and stuffed her poopchute. Is that such an awful request? Answer me woman

Wouldn't we all love no lying day in our office? Happy Friday everyone, and enjoy the funnies!

Friday on the Intertubes

Friend just sent me this. I'm guessing we can spend our weekends perfecting our aim : The Full Extension

Anyways. This weeks Modern Family episode was about that family pic, and it got me thinking about some classics. Late last year my family and I went on a road trip, and in preperation for it my sister sent me this exact list of photos saying that she wanted to recreate every single one of them. No joke.

The tie dye group:



With Green Man:



Karate Chop:



With cool shades and kind of reminds me of Blossom



Our family never recreated any. Instead my brother, this year, decided to try and look like Peter Griffin in his high school year book photo. This isn't a joke.



Ha. What a charmer. He parted his hair and borrowed glasses.

WIN. HAPPY FRIDAY FOLKS.

Friday. Around the Interwebs.

Its Spring. So baby lets get married.



Make sure you pic a good mate.



Protect yourself from the bird flu.



Take some good pics of the groom's party. Bro's 4 lyfe.





Make sure you remember to invite your secret ninja cousin.



And your favorite pet.



And those kids you met while at Harry Potter summer camp



Probably most importantly: decide if you want a theme wedding.



And your wedding song:



And finally, make sure those relatives go out of control.







VIA and VIA and VIA

HAPPY FRIDAY FOLKS