Meet the Crew.

These days we've all been posting under our own names - so I figured for all those people out there who read us regularly, I'll introduce you to the crew. I suggest you listen to this song while browsing...



Daniel J. Hopkins:



Katie alice Greer



K.O.



Dave G.



Rog.





TheGlade



Clearly all of these people are real. And they need to work on their contributors page soon.

Happy Monday!

ZIP IT, NUMBERHEAD

Prince & crew

Prince, Nostradamus of our times, has predicted that the internet is going to drop dead of a heartattack. Or something like that. He thinks it is dead already.

Internet ?

Prince is releasing an album of new music exclusively through the London Daily Mirror (read: British tabloid) on Saturday and subsequently bestowed upon this esteemed publication his first interview to a British "newspaper" in 10 years.

"The internet is like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."

Now I know what you're thinking.
"Oh, that guy Prince. He's so lame now he doesn't know what he's talking about and he's a Jehovah's Witness and maybe hates the gays (etc etc blah blah blah)--"

ZIP IT, NUMBERHEAD. Why would Prince care about your criticisms? You, with your Twitter and your Kindle and your scientific calculator and other gadgets that fill your head with numbers. Just be quiet.

"0000011100030033030030051010101010101101001010101010100000!!!!!!!"
That's the only language YOU understand!!!


Prince also believes that he is not bald because he has been playing the electric guitar his whole life and there is electricity racing through his body. If you don't believe me you can read the article yourself, baldie. Up yours.

Also, I'd like to give a big, "hey what's up" to one of the people in this picture, who originally alerted me to this Prince news.

"hey what's up"