What becomes of the broken-hearted: a retro Wednesday playlist

Hey all you ElectroSnitches.

Have you ever suffered a bad breakup with a significant other? Probably.


You had a text-messaging convo like this:
"That's cool that U update yr FB status from yr iPhone b4 U txt me bak."
"Wat? Sry babe i didnt evn see that"

----fast-forward 40 minutes, to a point of the story in which Significant Other has come over after work and you two are arguing face-to-face in your bedroom. There is some foot-stamping. Some finger-pointing. Things are said. Like:
"But you said you LOVED me! I said 'I love you,' and you said, 'I love you too' !!!"
"I SAID I love U2. They are a ROCK band from DUBLIN fudging IRELAND. I thought WE were talking about things we LOVE."

Betty White: Ever the Electrobitch

As most everyone already knows, our very favorite Golden Girl and fabulous bitch, Miss Betty White, will be hosting Saturday Night Live on May 8th. Yes 'tis true. Finally this bitch will have her day in the sun... much deserved! I can't wait to see what sort of inappropriate skits will go down between her and Kenan Thompson. (YES PLEASE!) What could make this evening even more delightful, you ask? ... If James Franco made a guest appearance.

SAVE THE DATE... I hear there will be a cash bar. But until then, Enjoy.