Bonjour Weekend

Getchur freek on.
You classy mothers.

In that movie being made about what happens in your life this weekend, this will be the background music playing while shots of you in a towel, examining your pores/ trimming your pubes/ trying on different outfits and making whacky faces, whizz across the screen. The viewer will understand that you are getting ready for the proverbial "big night out".

Here's to you getting laid. I'm tilting my champagne glass towards the computer screen. And winking.

Happy Friday Bitches.

Check out Dads Being Funny to pass the hours at work until its time to leave and get drunk with these guys:







and if you don't know me: don't picture this is how I look when I blog.




OR MAYBE I DO.


HAVE AN AMAZING WEEKEND.


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