Do you know what separates we "bitches de la electro" from the rest of humanity? We're always ready to party. Day or night, rain or shine, with the U.G.L.Y or the hotties, we are ready to boogie with the best of them.
"But wait, oh mighty electrobitch!", I hear the lame-faces saying, "What about after a horrific car accident? Surely you must not want to party then!"
Not only would we want to party, we'd get the injured to party with us. Fun is the only way to heal. Haven't you seen the Patch Adams!?!?!? Clearly, the Icelandic band Berndsen agrees with us, as evidence by their "Supertime" video.
Some weirdo out there is going to destroy my favorite show. With porn.
Yes, rumor has it a Golden Girls porn parody is going to be made by porn company New Sensations. Dlisted has the names of the porn stars, but I don't really want to know the name of someone who will be playing a dirty Rose. Ugh.
My question is: What will they do with the cheesecake??
So below is a clip of the Golden Girls watching porn. Classic.
Yeah yeah, this isn't music related. But Betty White is possibly the greatest bitch of the all so deal with it.
Ok we found this on Jezebel this morning. It's some weirdo loving himself on Chatroulette dancing around to Lady Gaga's Telephone.
Who are these creeps on Chatroulette? Like what about that old guy (I think there are like two that come up) that pop up on the visitor screen? I do not get Chatroulette. I feel like it is only for creeps and bored people, like my friend Ryan and Ashton Kutcher.
Seriously. My friend Ryan was on Chatroulette (I would place him under the "bored while drunk" category) and Ashton Kutcher comes up on his screen. So Ryan and company flick AK off and then sign off.
Win? or Lose?
This guy dancing around to Lady Gaga sums up my feelings on Chatroulette. It is weird, uncomfortable, and for people who probably need to get out more.