Showing posts with label janelle monae. Show all posts
Showing posts with label janelle monae. Show all posts

4/16/10

Origin Stories: Janelle Monae

So, where do these electrobitches come from? Let's find out!

Setting: London!


La Roux: Whew! I love my job, but my-oh-my can it be exhausting. I think I'll stay in tonight. Nothing but the The Mighty Boosh and Skins for tonight. I'll order some pizza and make a night of it.

(door rings)

La Roux: Now who on bloody earth could that be? (opens door)




James Brown: Have mercy on me!

La Roux: But you're supposed to be dead!

James Brown: La Roux, there's no time for that. I've traveled through time from 1962, because I need something from you. I need an heir!

La Roux: What?? There are too many questions here. You've just bloody traveled through time, know who I am, and now you're demanding we have sex?? And that I get pregnant?!?! This is insane!

James Brown: (sings "Please Please Please")

La Roux: Oh, fine then.

(They have beautiful, beautiful sex)


9 MONTHS LATER...


AND NOW YOU KNOW HOW JANELLE MONAE WAS CONCEIVED