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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

THE END.

AHHH

Its almost Halloween weekend. And I'm celebrating but not doing work and making a mixtape that is a little scary and somewhat weird.



Track List:

Here's Johnny - The Shining
Somebody's Watching Me - Rockwell
The Monster Mash - Bobby Pickett
Sweet Transvestite - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Jack the Ripper - Screaming Lord Sutch
The Boogie Monster - Gnarls Barkley
The Bogey Man - The Moontrekkers
In the Room Where You Sleep - Dean Man's Bones

and two bonus tracks that I just want to listen to all the time that are wicked cliche for a Halloween mix so I'm too awkward to write them down.

I feel like I'm on *sexy* drugs

I imagine for all our electrobitch readers who are bitches and are really into bitches (I'm looking at you K.O.), this video is emblematic of what every night out feels like.

Sébastien Tellier - Look from Record Makers on Vimeo.

I feel like I'm on drugs

while watching this video.

Tahiti 80 Solitary Bizness from Tahiti 80 on Vimeo.

[Insert Here]

We went out last night. Really out. Out about town and out of the closet to Cobalt ("Washington DC's premier gay lounge and hotspot"). I had fun, but I did notice something. An epiphany really.

The first floor of a gay club usually plays top 40 jams that everyone knows and can sing along to. The second floor is decidedly darker and plays club techno/electronica/remixes. It also has a lot more sweaty men without shirts on. I do not enjoy the second floor. It's a cliche. All gay men must like touching each other in the dark to thumping bass, right? Right??

Well, no. I may not be a gay man, but dammit I'm close. I like good music. I like shirts on. OK, second line might be only my (non)preference for men.

Introducing the best idea ever: A GAY CLUB ON H ST NE.

Gay hipsters need a venue too, readers. It can be called [Insert Here] -- brackets included (Thanks Rog for the name).

We would still play thumping music and, sure, you can be shirtless. But the music will be more like this:

The XX - Crystallised (Slyde Remix 4)

You should come.

Why Don't People Dance Like This Anymore?

You know, like they're having a seizure and shit.

Give the People What They Want

If you read EB, you might, in fact, like electro...or bitches...or both. We hope to make all your EB wishes come true with a little mixtape I have dubbed TRAIL (RE)MIX. It's all remixes, all the time. REMIXES ALL OVER YOUR FACE. It's tasty. Please enjoy.



Tracklisting
Doves - Compulsion (Headman Dub Remix)
Protista - Mi Pieza (Moustache! Remix)
them:youth - Fever Rising (Muffin Remix)
Two Door Cinema Club - What You Know (The Sanfernando Sound Remix)
Friendly Fires feat. Au Revoire Simone - Paris (Aeroplane Remix)
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros - Home (Party Supplies Remix)
The Wombats - Tokyo (Vampires & Wolves) (Grum Remix)
Housse De Racket - Champions (Edwin Van Cleef Remix)
Sunday Girl - Self Control (Azari & III Remix)