7/2/10

Bonjour Weekend

Getchur freek on.
You classy mothers.

In that movie being made about what happens in your life this weekend, this will be the background music playing while shots of you in a towel, examining your pores/ trimming your pubes/ trying on different outfits and making whacky faces, whizz across the screen. The viewer will understand that you are getting ready for the proverbial "big night out".

Here's to you getting laid. I'm tilting my champagne glass towards the computer screen. And winking.


1 comment:

  1. Finally, I've found a song that can replace "la femme d'argent". That song only has a 50% success rate. I need to upgrade. I've done the math, and whoever plays this song while getting ready to go WILL get laid.

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